Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya

Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.

by LactoseGAWD September 30, 2022

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

Kentucky Beaverslap

An over-the-top open palm slap of any part of a woman’s vulva. Can also be performed from the rear with low hanging sauna balls.

I had my lady going with a shocker from my left hand, but I threw in a Kentucky beaverslap with the right to really get her juiced.

by Benny Badgerman December 12, 2022

Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago

by Ether2001 May 5, 2023

Buzzer Beater Dick

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.

"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!

by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023

Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.

Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater

by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024

Mr Beterson

A Minecraft axe pillager with the name of "Mr Beterson". Founded by a peculiar discord user. There is propaganda about so called "Mr Beterson" posted commonly in the general chat where this certain discord user resides in. This propaganda is mostly just "Beterson" appearing in other medias or just about the pillager itself. Although its importance is mediocre, it could appeal as annoying to various individuals who aren't in the mood of listening to someone glorifying a Minecraft npc.

"YOU MUST AVOID ENEMIES, FIND SECRETS, AND AVOID MR BETERSON"
"Ohmygod bro this pillager is everywhere, can you please stop talking about it?"

by GeraldGeromeTheGnome November 11, 2023