Tango bars

Amazing sweets that my corner shop sells I’m litterally addicted to them xx

Let’s go buy some tango bars

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Lord Barquar the 3rd

Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.

Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?

Yeah, he's gorgeous!

by stelly nutelly September 11, 2022

Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023

elmo bars

Elmo bars are red xanax bars pressed with 10mg of etizolam. They are known to cause confusion, agitation, and extreme intoxication.

Froggy Jay: I be geeked up offa dem elmo bars

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

Gay barsexual

Its a gay man that is a sexual predator and loves bars up asses and he loves to get inside bears but most importantly there name is 9/10 Xander

OMFG ITS THE GAY BARSEXUAL PREDATOR XANDER RUN NIGGA RUN, RUN RUN RUN

by adicknamedweller January 17, 2025

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases servers being up to the point of no return then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025