empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017

Do a barrel roll

Something everyone in school types in to the google search bar at least once

Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha

by Trev de Dev December 26, 2019

staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017

Barrel

Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.

That guy is a massive barrel!

by Leggsy Aspect August 5, 2018

Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge

The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.

Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge’
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’

by JimmyTomlinson2 December 7, 2024

Barrel roll

Originating in Huntington woods, Mi, barrel roll is a ubiquitous term often yelled out by drunken line cooks in an effort to confuse and bewilder waitstaff into believing it has as alternate and often dirty meaning.

Nate: BARREL ROLL!!!

Server: what does barrel roll mean?

Chef Moobs: Look it up on urban dictionary.

by Hotline Deebo July 1, 2023

Salt Water in the Barrel

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

by HULKSMASHANDMAIM December 10, 2011