Robert Baker

A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍

Everyone loves Robert Baker
I made out with Robert Baker

by Arsenal47 August 11, 2022

baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips

Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)

by capam713 April 24, 2011

Baker Mayfield

When someone is the best (actually the best in the whole world) at something they do

Ian: LeBron is so good at basketball
Ian 2: Yeah he is the Baker Mayfield of the NBA

by Sigmasigmaboy December 12, 2024

Baker Mayfield

The perfect definition of white privilege.

Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.

by Bank Varish August 08, 2023

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)

sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.

by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009

Alicia Baker

Pretty much just a stuck up brat, if your lucky enough you'll find a sarcastic one

"Hey, you seen how she acted?"
"Yeah, that's Alicia Baker for you"

by SinTheSloth June 27, 2018

Pullin a Hannah Baker

When someone’s acting like they finna end it all over something petty

This mans pullin a Hannah Baker.

by Westin supplydrop September 08, 2019