Dick Badger

Someone who is constantly Dick Hunting.

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...

by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019

seth badger

he still hold the word record of the biggest pp in the world but previously it was 14 inches now it 17inches he has a new love of his life but this one is actually gonna last forever and they don't think that they will last forever they know they will his new love of his life is the most funniest, gorgeous, cutest, sexiest person in the world he loves her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much she is the most important thing in the world to him he will never do anything to hurt her and is that lucky to have her and is the only thing he can think about she never leaves his mind .

reminds me of the Seth badger relationship

by Sethtttttttttt1 April 25, 2021

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

reverse badger

Having sex while the girl has her legs interlocked behind her head.

What’s ur favorite sex position?
Mines the reverse badger.

by Firehawk3256 July 11, 2023

nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.

by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013

honey badger

the honey badger is the king of bad ass

honey badger

bad ass b&$&$

by Topdoh July 22, 2021