Ellie Badger is a world class girl, she really does light up every room she walks into. If you have an Ellie Badger then hold onto this girl. She makes an amazing cup of tea, Ellie Badger can be quite over baring but that’s why all of her friends adore her, she loves her family and would do anything for them, don’t mess with Ellie Badger’s family and friends! She is kind hearted and has an amazing sense of humour. Not to mention her beauty and dazzling looks. Hold onto her, trust me.
by anonymous November 23, 2021

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by anonymous January 2, 2025

Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).
by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021
