Booth Bros, scientifically referred to as hyphasuburbium pompositis, are a type of white male between the ages of 35-45, measuring about 5’6”-5’8” in height and 150-190 lbs weight, commonly inhabiting Chicago suburbs. Their diet mostly consists of Michelin star meals and Wholefoods bought items. They originated during the covid times, when they experienced mid-life crisis and went out looking for an expensive distraction i.e. an MBA from Chicago Booth. Despite their origins in Chicago-burbs, they are now also prevalent in suburbs of other major cities in the United States.
Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:
1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair
3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance
5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’
Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.
Booth bros are characterized mainly by their unique suaveness, a combination of bro-like behavior and dad-like humor, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features, such as:
1. Semi-formal or fancy-casual attire, with a focus on shoes
2. Conservative, yet carefully maintained hair
3. Successful careers usually in business or finance
4. Whiskey/wine connoisseurs with inhumanly high alcohol tolerance
5. Obscure and dated pop-culture references
6. Sports enthusiasts, but only to watch on TV or their kids' sports teams; they also love control hence manage or participate in fake sports teams which they refer to as ‘fantasy sports’
Booth bros are extremely social by nature and often the loudest voices in any conversation. Some lesser obvious, and often overlooked, characteristics of this group is their universal generosity and sincere devotion to their mates and offspring.
- "Naah man, he doesn't live downtown anymore. He moved to the suburbs and got Booth bro-ed."
- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"
- Anthony: "Why are the Booth bros in the city today?"
Ana: "Oh, they are just lunching at Alinea"
by fizzchineapple August 29, 2022
Get the Booth Brosmug. by Morhoes July 21, 2021
Get the Boulder bromug. 1"Can you stop with the bro nouns please"
"No way broseph"
2. "Bro I saw that guy and he was a little bit older than me "
"Stop calling me bro
3. "'Sup my brother"
"Hey home boy"
"No way broseph"
2. "Bro I saw that guy and he was a little bit older than me "
"Stop calling me bro
3. "'Sup my brother"
"Hey home boy"
by That one depressed emo kid in October 2, 2019
Get the bro nounsmug. Slang term to describe males who respect women and lack all unnecessary masculine qualities such as misogyny or no self-awareness, therefore the other alpha males are easily triggered and think it is unacceptable.
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".
Oat Bro thinks tofu is pretty bomb and usually prefers oat (occasionally almond) milk over soy milk.
Sometimes goes by the nickname "Tofu fella".
Kurtis Conner is such an Oat Bro. He's in his long term relationship only because he has a blue check.
by Savannah02 January 20, 2021
Get the Oat Bromug. A gathering of loud, slovenly, dim-witted gay men. Primary activities include shouting incomprehensibly over one another to compete for dominance, followed by gay sex.
by mirapollo August 3, 2023
Get the Bung Brosmug. The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers
Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.
Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.
These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers
Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.
Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.
These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory
Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.
Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.
Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!
by Eazy1 December 8, 2010
Get the Bro Streakmug. People that have a popular youtube channel with an infantile "format" and are totally money grabbing douches.
by somethingsomethingjohn October 12, 2016
Get the Fine Brosmug.