Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

October 17 national ask your crush out

Jejeh

October 17 national ask your crush out

by Zneuso September 23, 2021

Ask a boy out day

Come on girls don't be a bich it is so simple just ask a boy

Ask a boy out day defined ask a girl out day

by Jkrowlyng November 20, 2020

Who Asked

Who asked like who I am still trying to find who

I like Pineapples
Who asked?

by OOoooOooOOooOoOoOOoOOoOO me li January 13, 2022

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

Who asked

This is beyond our human knowledge. There is a place in the Quantum Realm But never discovered. E pi to the 2nd power will still not solve the problem of who asked. Contact me If you know who asked. [e-mail]. But beware if you find who it might be dangerous.

I Found doctor and there was not a cell of where I asked Who asked

by sonicthehedgehog843 October 12, 2022