Alice

The most beautiful and kind girl I’ve ever met. She’s the most precious thing to me. We may not be so close physically but my heart is fucking stranger to yours alice. I’m in love with you. So miserably in love.

me: I think i’m in love with Alice

by L_loves_A January 27, 2025

Alice Jean

Generally a term popularised in the South of England, meaning a girl with large, succulent breasts and a rather large backside.

Damn man your sister is a total Alice Jean!!

by AliceJeanLover June 10, 2024

Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Bridge

Often amazing at everything she does.Never had a problem with school.Always being caught rizzing up fine shyts.She is the most charismatic and charming person out there.In conclusion honestly just an overall goat.Also just the most athletic person in hazelton.

Alice bridge is a goat

by goat 111 May 28, 2025

alice

a girl who might hide her feelings and only show the world her fake smile

well, i hope you will never be an alice

by lovejosie April 5, 2023

alice and daniel

alice and daniel are the hottest couple around. they are the best looking couple to exist. they’re also extremely sweet and nice and also highly successful and popular. typical dream couple

woahhhh look at them, they’re such alice and daniels

by fallingforyou11 September 16, 2023