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Abuse

When a woman hits a man and bruises him for no reason other than “all men have done this before” (even though there is ZERO evidence/data that proves that every single individual male has hit a woman) and to be perceived as a heroine by other women and psychotic American feminists that scream “oppression” from homes that they paid off with inherited money.
“Omg, did you hear that Elsa hit John?”

“Yes, he was totally asking for it by sitting there and reading a book and minding his own business.”

“Omg, but did you also hear that John hit her back?”

OH MY GOD!!!! THAT’S ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I know, right? He’s like 5’2” and 137 lbs. and she’s like 6’0” and 357 lbs. that’s like SO unfair. A MAN HITTING A WOMAN?! WOMEN ARE SMALLER AND MORE FRAGILE!!!!!”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 24, 2019
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abstinence

Religion (The dumbest idea ever)

abstinence
by coolshortguy May 5, 2010
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Abstract Noun

1. A worry that you are getting toxic shock syndrome due to your mother taking joint-like hits from her cigarette, in an attempt to hose of the patio
Cammie: My Mom is an abstract noun
by M_A_R_T_H_A January 24, 2007
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abuse

A kick-ass 2d shooting network game for the mac.
I just played abuse on our LAN.
by duality April 1, 2005
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carol abuse

carol abuse is all types abuse against a fucking idiot named carol
kimberly walks over to a dead carol

"hey thats carol abuse"
by gay dora October 21, 2019
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Abstinence Wall

The common practice in public schools of putting up giant poster boards or sheets of paper in which students sign their names stating that they pledge to remain a virgin and/or abstinent.
After the assembly about abstinence, sex and STDs, all students were encouraged to sign the Abstinence Wall.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 11, 2010
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abstinence

When people who can't get any make excuses to why they havnt had sex
Guy 1 : Damn , dude jessica was amazing last night! She shook me all night long if you know what i mean! So have you banged cristina yet???

Luis: well... not exactly i made an abstinence pledge to jesus that i would not engage in intercourse untill marriage.

Guy 1: oh i respect that.

Luis: really!?

Guy1: hell no faggot*walks out of the room*
by vagman:) October 31, 2009
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