texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020

Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Rod Rangers

Two chicks that have slept with the same guy are rod rangers

Nikki and Tina are rod rangers

by Bradley2007 October 6, 2021

Ranger Team

Usually some type of douchbag that has no life and has to attempt to take part in your life.
These kinds of people do not like anyone or anything, they quickly snap and will stab you in the back at any time.

Crikey, better stay away from that Ranger Team right there!

by Harlots April 1, 2009

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025

Lakewood Rangers Football

The football team at Lakewood High School that is historically cursed with being terrible, except in 1984 and 1994 where we beat Eds and won the conference championship. The team historically starts the season off great and then it goes downhill from there. They’ve lost to the Rocky River Pirates every season for almost a decade now.

Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”

by krillcatcher3000 December 4, 2025