super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022

Slow-mo Racing

When two cars traveling in the same direction but on different side by side lanes, while maintaining equal speed, none of the drivers attempt to pass the other as if to be racing in slow motion.

"I'm running late for work and these two morons are slow-mo racing in front of me and I have no way to pass!"

by babidoll69 November 27, 2012

Bitch ass slow

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.

While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"

by teamcallis July 31, 2022

Slow Your Row

Same maening as "Slow your roll" however, much more clever in its creation becuase not only does it advised the person your speaking to that they need to slow down or back off, it also makes you look much more smooth as it rhyms.

Whoa whoa slow your row homie.

by Smooth J November 11, 2009

slow wind

The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."

Adam likes to slow wind for me.

by bfskh2232 July 12, 2006

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010