mug rug

Rug for your mug; beard.

Did you see his beard? He has one sick mug rug.

by Gang/star/kitty November 13, 2014

Rug Nugs

Rug nugs are the little specs or nuggets of toilet paper often found in the vulva or anus after a woman urinates or poos. More often than not they are found during cunnilingus or ass eating.

I collecting four rug nugs when I ate Stacey box.

It’s not her smelly ass that puts me off, it’s her brown rug nugs.

by James the Jaffa September 10, 2022

Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.

Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.

by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016

Rug Burn

When someone has Chlamydia, and has a hairy downstairs.

I have such rug burn right now.

by Zipwubadub April 01, 2016

Rug Burn

When you spend $500 plus on dances at a titty bar and only end up with a rash above your knee.

Bro, I got so many dances at Carl’s last
Night, that one bitch gave me rug burn!

by Rug Bern October 02, 2021