randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 9, 2020

Randy

A man who would do anything for his truck, works at home depot, is most likely ginger and he usually wears camo shirts and cargo pants. If you meet a Randy, expect the first thing he says will be "Hey girl get in my pickup truck, you shouldn't be worrying about a disease that has a 99% survival rate!" (jokes aside if you actually think like that the circus is that way 👉)

Randy: I'm not sexually active because I actually respect women!
McDonalds employee: ok.

by Madeanaccountjustforthisonewor September 14, 2020

Randy Rocket

A fat shot of any liquor you can find, Typically pink Whitney but at times potato Vodka. These shots are special because they take up atleast 3/4s a glass and it is poured by Randy the macho man him self on a Thursday night.

Yo it’s thirsty Thursday tonight bro, come over to the Quad and we’ll get you a Randy Rocket.

by BBC Commander October 28, 2020

randy

someone who is not known

harry ellis is a massive but yet small randy

by bolo.tsm November 3, 2020

randy musgrove

A crazy ass hillbilly who's always yelling skee yee

Y'all look over there randy musgrove is coming out the woods with one strap on his overalls yellin skee yee

by ybn (young broke nigga) November 5, 2020

RANDY DUSTIN WILLIAMS

Is a guy who's always horny, and act tough. He's tough tho, but inside he's a baby. He is fun to talk to, if you have Randy Dustin Williams in your life, you're so lucky. Randy is a very sweet guy who stays true and faithful in a relationship. You're lucky if you ever meet a Randy because they are the best kinds of guys out there. They're the type of boyfriends who piss you off but then won't leave you alone until they make you smile. He has a true heart and is always there for you. All of the girls that know him, like him but he only has one girl in mind. He is very cute and always has a special smell to him. If you ever meet a Randy, you will never forget him. Randy is one of the cutest guys to ever exist. He has a bit of a cowboy name but it suits him. He has a hard time verbally showing his feelings or affection. But when he does the attempt will be absolutely worth it! His strong yet cuddly stature almost reminds you of a grizzly bear! Even his hugs are great and bear-like. Overall Randy is simply the best uwuwuuwwuwu

Randy Dustin Williams is the best.
omg you're so randy today, i love it
girl 1 ; Hi, me and Randy are now together.
girl 2; omg, you're so luckyyy, i am so jealous right now
girl 3; aww i haven't find my randy yet

by swanseagei27 November 8, 2020

Randy Marshing

To cum or ejaculate powerfully on someone’s weed.

South Park Pandemic Special reference

Man Mikey is “Randy Marshing” the blunt!

by Jrsmeg October 2, 2020