Paige is a very beautiful girl who has the most amazing personality and can cheer you up within a minute. She always has something funny to say and has the best comebacks. If you’re feeling down, ask a Paige to smile and your day will get 10x better.
by Linda Conrad October 31, 2019
Get the Paigemug. This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
by ErectalScharp January 12, 2013
Get the Paige Yadonmug. by damnitdamnitdamnit July 8, 2011
Get the sorry paigemug. Paige is weird but in a cool way
by Mystery dood June 6, 2019
Get the Paigemug. by Mark Invincible grayson January 13, 2024
Get the paige riveramug. Someone who is stubborn and lacks pong skills, yet will not admit that ASAP ANDER is the goat of the iMessage sport.
by ASAP ander June 7, 2020
Get the Paigemug.