Shut the Front Door

A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.

Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010

back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .

Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

by ISbit February 18, 2017

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

elephant trunk front

its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D

dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.

by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017

this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.

Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!

by Kikzehs July 10, 2016

front page website

A website where the majority of content is found on the front page.
The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.

Enviromation.net is a front page website. You get all the information you need from the home page.

by BessieBoop October 20, 2013