A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.
Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
by Veronica Stiletto November 25, 2010
by IIIII TK IIIII December 06, 2010
by Kikzehs March 24, 2016
Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
by Monkey's Dad March 08, 2020
Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
by Morokai March 13, 2014
a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.
go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick
by mindmymollydolly September 27, 2015
to front on someone else's "drip" means to lie on or attempt to tarnish one's character with the intention of publicly damaging one's reputation
by Rapper Bios March 12, 2022