pulled a zombie

Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.

by Zombiecock October 9, 2010

thumb zombie

A person that idly scrolls through social media on a mobile device, often without even paying attention to the content. In extreme cases hours can be lost in this state. Interaction of any kind is impossible, one must wait for either a wifi drop out or battery low warning before engaging.

"Sue! You're such a thumb zombie, look at me when I talk to you!"

by Jcerrino December 23, 2016

Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.

I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.

by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020

Quarantine Zombies

what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer

OH NO QUARANTINE ZOMBIES!!!

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020

information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).

She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.

by kayakblues March 11, 2014

Zombie Gaynal

The act of of having anal sex with a zombie

Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!

by Candice6942069 October 12, 2021