Zach

Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head

Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head

by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021

Zach

Most Retarded fucking cunt ever.
Noince

Zach is a Retard

by Greedysupermum November 1, 2019

Zach

Zach is what we define a lad and a bloody good cunt. He is very short, but an absolute menace when he steps on the court. He is shit at fortnite but his humer compensates for the fact.

Zach is a girl stealer.

by Zach skill November 24, 2021

Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

Zach

Zach is a very gay male, who is usually funny but also very depressed. Zach's tend to have alot of rizz while also getting no bitches.

Bro, Zach is funny asf, Too bad he has too much homosexual rizz with no bitches.

by theonlycornerwhosfunny May 1, 2023

Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020