Fart , let them know you farted
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
Then also, say you farted when you didnt
Eventually they find out
Then never know if you really farted or not
Fart when something important is being done
When driving roll the windows up ... lock them
Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...
Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them
Then admit you didnt really fart
Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it
Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf
safe for work and everywhere
except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...
Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018
Get the Fart Wolfmug. Claiming (falsely) to have any contact with a human female without providing any evidence, or evidence that evaporates upon a Google reverse-image search
My friend claimed to have gotten laid this weekend and he even provided a picture, but I found out he was pulling a wolfe after I reverse-image searched it
by BombSlashDrugDog October 2, 2017
Get the pulling a wolfemug. by R17A43 October 10, 2020
Get the milk the wolfmug. A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Illuminated Wolfmug. mr wolf (dark web game i made up <3)
mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.
remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3
mr wolf is a game played by people across the dark web but it actually takes place IRL usually in dark forests at night. it is based on a children's game called what's the time mr wolf. for the game (what's the time mr wolf) there are multiple players but one wolf. the players all stand on one line while the wolf is on the over side turned away from the players. the players say whats the time mr wolf and the wolf says numbers on an analogue clock -e.g. 1 o'clock- and thats how much steps the players have to take. this carries on until the players get close enough to the wolf that the wolf turns around and chases them down. the last person standing wins. now for MR WOLF. mr wolf is basically the same until the chasing part. the wolf has to try and kill any players last one standing wins a cash prize. the game ends a sun rise so technically the wolf can kill all of them and technically they have only won if its day. if no one dies or there is a double winner they all get money.
remember i made this game up so dont start coming at me <3
by modern-day Shakespeare February 23, 2023
Get the mr wolfmug. Giver of unwanted hugs.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.
Hugs that feel invading.
Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.
Hugs that feel invading.
Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.
by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017
Get the Hug Wolfmug. A rare, randomly occuring eye mutation that occurs in 1 /10,000 people throughout the world. Typically refered to as Amber eyes, the iris is a golden color and ranges from a dark amber to a bright yellow. Few people have seen a person with wolf eyes and are found to be more common in animals than humans, hence the name "wolf eyes"
He looked in my direction. His wolf eyes made him appear more animal than human. I can only imagine what he was thinking...
by 6414689 June 29, 2021
Get the Wolf eyesmug.