Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012

Cali-Wine

The sexual act of dressing up like an avocado for your partners enjoyment, any sexual act can be performed as long as they are in FULL avocado attire.

I just wanna go home and Cali-Wine tonight if that’s ok.

by Jojo555 November 23, 2021

cali wine

The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.

Babe I just wanna Cali wine tonight please!

by Jojo555 November 23, 2021

Wine pussy

A bitter bitch, that of a real dry wine.

Mike can't take a joke, he's being a real wine pussy.

by vrcoon January 19, 2023

Shablee wine

A common, topically, tabled red wine.
M.E.B

Shablee wine is used to compliment and dish or fish dinner.

by M Blakr January 19, 2023

poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023