Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

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Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

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Bleating Wine

Expensive wine that is poured only during celebrations

Please get us some of that bleating wine in the evening

by Kariuontel February 9, 2020

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Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.

“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”

by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019

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Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

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