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ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
by hans2663 January 21, 2009
mugGet the ten sheets to the windmug.

wind your neck in

Jackson you are being a muppet, sit back down and continue to be average
oi Jacko wind your neck in, or I'll be in there to give you a dry slap
by J July 4, 2003
mugGet the wind your neck inmug.

suck wind

To breathe in heavily, to inhale through one's nose intentionally after someone farted.
"Woah, that guy just sucked wind! What a sicko!"
by Liam November 17, 2004
mugGet the suck windmug.

Santa Ana Wind

Santa Ana winds are strong, extremely foul winds. They can range from hot to cold, depending on the prevailing temperatures in region. The winds are known for the that wind that they bring, and are infamous for fanning regional wildfires
We were playing poker when Jessica let go of a Santa Ana Wind in front of the fan. We blame it on the 3 baby back ribs she ate. Very hot and foul. It was like 8 people got farted on at once. It's crop dusting on an another level.
by RJPorsche May 31, 2010
mugGet the Santa Ana Windmug.

Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes July 18, 2016
mugGet the Wind over loafmug.

Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
mugGet the Chicago Wind Runnermug.

Wind Shield Wiper

When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper
Matthew just wind shield wiper Kelsey
by Jawzzii December 12, 2019
mugGet the Wind Shield Wipermug.

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