1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)
2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
1. Holy krumps.  Did you see Nate the other night?  He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.
Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!
2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?
Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!
2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?
Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
by hans2663 January 21, 2009
 Get the ten sheets to the windmug.
Get the ten sheets to the windmug. by J July 4, 2003
 Get the wind your neck inmug.
Get the wind your neck inmug. by Liam November 17, 2004
 Get the suck windmug.
Get the suck windmug. Santa Ana winds are strong, extremely foul winds. They can range from hot to cold, depending on the prevailing temperatures in region. The winds are known for the that wind that they bring, and are infamous for fanning regional wildfires
We were playing poker when Jessica let go of a Santa Ana Wind in front of the fan. We blame it on the 3 baby back ribs she ate. Very hot and foul. It was like 8 people got farted on at once. It's crop dusting on an another level.
by RJPorsche May 31, 2010
 Get the Santa Ana Windmug.
Get the Santa Ana Windmug. by jimmycakes July 18, 2016
 Get the Wind over loafmug.
Get the Wind over loafmug. when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"
"man thats insane!"
"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
 Get the Chicago Wind Runnermug.
Get the Chicago Wind Runnermug. When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper
by Jawzzii December 12, 2019
 Get the Wind Shield Wipermug.
Get the Wind Shield Wipermug.