Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.

Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.

by January's_cold December 11, 2023

Playing Hockey

The act of fucking an individual and I mean FUCKING them

heard you and stacy playing hockey last night

by dogs hit June 22, 2022

finger hockey

Fast fingering a female

Did you get any road head during trip? No, but I played a little finger hockey.

by gman75 July 29, 2024

Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"

Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.

by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014

Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021

Tonsil hockey

Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.

Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.

by Superior Intelligence May 14, 2020

cold like a streaker at a hockey game

Extremely cold.
1a)Cold can mean a bitter person
1b)Cold can mean tuff
1c)You can literally be cold
1d)Extremely poised

1a) she really gonna be hugging her guy friends then pour wine on my white yeezy's for hugging my friends that are females? She's just cold like a streaker at a hockey game and I can't do shit about it.
1b) Got my new ice. This drip cold like a streaker at a hockey game.
1c) I am from atlanta bruh. This chicago weather got me cold like a streaker at a hockey game
1d) You see Dame DOLLA hit that deep three over Paul George for the win? In the 4th his game stays cold like a streaker at hockey game no cap

by Prill. April 26, 2019