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Walking the Pokemon

1. Taking your Pokemon for a walk in its Pokewalker
2. Synonymous for masturbation

There is a new device with Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver that lets you take your Pokemon with you walking, known as the Pokewalker. It features a lot of Pokemon not found within the games themselves that you can catch, but you have to walk a lot in order to unlock some of the locations. In order to cheat the system, i.e. not walk every where, you have to simulate the walking motion with an analogous motion. Some people hold it in their hand and move their hands up and down in a straight motion, which if observed without noticing the Pokewalker in one's hand, looks quite a bit like a hand gesture for masturbation.
A: In between calls at work, I like walking the Pokemon. Now if you excuse me, I need to go masturbate.
by Arashmin April 29, 2010
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Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.
by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010
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Talkxting

I was talkxting a friend while I was driving to get directions to his house.
by Kundiddy February 28, 2011
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walking yard sale

A nicer, kinder, gentler way of calling someone "white trash."
Lisa's nice, but she is such a walking yard sale!
by iDarly April 13, 2014
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Walking Legend

Created by: Nahom Tilahun

Stands for creative, iconic work of major photo shoots and video production. It's not a lable, but tends to collaborate with different idealist, models, photographer, and video producer / directors. This is just the beginning of Nahom's vision.

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I booked walking legend for my photoshoot.
by Walkinglegend 🎞 March 14, 2017
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walking case

I wanna fuck her so bad but she a walking case
by Larrytheharryparry August 31, 2017
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walking sti

The most notorious out the trio (player, manwhore, walking sti), the term is a derogatory term for an extremely promiscuous man. The walking sti is literally what the name implies, as this subject will usually have slept with so many women that the odds of having contracted some type of sti are most likely very high. The complete opposite of the player, the walking sti values quantity over quantity. His reputation is usually bad among both males and females, and unless dramatic changes are made, will most likely never establish a meaningful relationship with women, as all he will want of them is sex. This term is best used for the select males who hook up with women for one night and then never speak to them again, or otherwise treat them poorly.
G1: OMG, WHY ISN'T BOB TALKING TO ME? I THOUGHT WE MADE A CONNECTION LAST NIGHT...
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.
by nmns December 31, 2007
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