Walking Sausage

A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.

"You look like a walking sausage"
"Go drink some gatorade, walking sausage"

by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010

Walking Straight

A positive life path that is followed to success by good people.

Mike: Hey what ever happened to Jim?
John: He went to Harvard, he's Walking Straight in life.

by Bill Lumbergh's Wife January 25, 2014

kay walking

1. The act of jay walking in an extremely blatant and/or dangerous manner. This behavior is common in dense urban areas, and often vexes the already angry motorists in such places.

2. Jay walking to such an extreme that it's no longer "j" but "k."

Look at that asshole kay walking! Douchebag is gonna wind up street pizza.

by pittbaster August 25, 2011

drunk walking

Walking around under heavy influence of alcohol, in a dream-like state resembling sleepwalking. Never remembered, but can be shown to have happened by evidence the following day.

I don't know why my pants are downstairs and the fridge door is still open...must've been drunk walking.

by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

walking food

A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)

Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?

by harryballsonya July 6, 2007

Shadow Walking

walking behind some one as if you were there shadow and when they turn around act like nothing was happening

I was shadow walking john and it was so funny.

by JT,RT,RT,MR October 2, 2010

Walk wind

The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.

Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.

Office worker 2:- Sue him.

by Ma_hom April 2, 2008