Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012

tall glasses of wine

boobs

i love tall glasses of wine

by hugetallglassesofwine April 24, 2023

The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Wine gine

The female equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”. Too much alcohol to allow your libido to get you to fully enjoy a sexual encounter and/or reach climax.

Our sexual chemistry was there, but wine gine got the best of me.

by SweaterChaser74 December 5, 2023

Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.

Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."

by JD_NZ December 6, 2021

Quincy Wine

A bottle of Listerine or a suitable alcohol based substitute used with the express intent of getting drunk.

Did you see that huge pile of Quincy Wine bottles behind CVS? Someone had a pretty great/terrible time.

by Atomic Playboy April 10, 2017

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023