cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023
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wife spanker

Visualizing your wife who is incarcerated while beating off .
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
by Han $olo March 27, 2023
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Errol's Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Good morning My Sweet Jamaican Empress missing you now(Michael Bolton)How tings?
Went to our favorite music place in Santa Cruz yesterday got some nice music I know you all ways love you music it's one of the reasons I love you so,I am up for work in a couple of hrs,but wanted to take time out for you, you always know wat me was thinking & care

bout how me feel. Me wish me did listen to
you when you tell me say me female friend

was jealous of we it tun out you right she com with a bag a tricks I tell har to move she say never see mon like me stay true to my woman a long time she a pree me & you. I'm glad you a good woman if me dead tomorrow know you were always with me even though we in two different country yah now.I know you married & all a dat it don't take nothin fram me to think a you happiness My Sweet Empress. We were all ways each other Best Friend in life a the way it should be.Hope he know how to love you & all ways prioritize you..
I love you all ways
Errol's Wife
My Sweet Jamaican Empress wish you was here me..
by Janet21 March 08, 2023
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Errol's Wife

This woman is the most amazing woman I've ever laid eyes on,but what is she doing with

that loser?I shouldn't think like this,but I'm worried I may do or say something dramatic sooner or later.How can my thoughts be so consumed by this sweet beautiful lady & how

do I deal with him on a not so obvious level?
Someone/Anyone help 😬
Oh my Errol's Wife where do I begin? This is difficult for me & my cock is getting harder

each time I think of this it's not all sexual
either. I think we are better together than

him as loyalty is important
by Janet21 February 14, 2023
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wife laugh

when a group of women who are mothers/ wives cackle simultaneously
women (3) : *all cackle*
daughter: omg such a wife laugh
by maddymcannisalive April 06, 2019
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jimins wife

Aurora- beautiful gal that jimin loves so much. Jimin states that he will love to have a family with her even tho he is keeping the relationship away from the public because he is an idol. —note from jimin: Aurora, i love you!!❤️
Aurora is jimins wife.
by -the worlddd August 08, 2021
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backup wife

A backup wife is a wife picked out by a current husband and wife couple for when the current wife dies.
It’s so sad Jane passed away at 40, but at least she had already picked Sue out as a backup wife for John and the kids.
by EuniceFrasierr June 30, 2020
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