When a football player catches a kickoff in the endzone, starts to return the ball (crossing the goal line), then changes his mind and returns to the endzone (and is either tackled or takes a knee).
A Penn State player received the kickoff from Ohio State (who just scored a touchdown), and the play resulted in a whale's kiss.
by JasonCam October 22, 2005
by drez January 26, 2005
by Bundo August 17, 2005
1. While on a hogging spree, forcing your pig to eat your dirty ass. Yelling "Fudgie the Whale!" during the act and not wiping your ass beforehand is an important part of this heinous act and is considered a must by the purists.
2. Fudgie the Whale is a type of ice cream cake produced and sold by a popular northeast ice cream franchise store known for its ice cream cakes and other products such as the Cookie Puss.
2. Fudgie the Whale is a type of ice cream cake produced and sold by a popular northeast ice cream franchise store known for its ice cream cakes and other products such as the Cookie Puss.
Sully: Hey Quinn, want to go hogging tonight?
Quinn: Yeah....I am going to give her a Fudgie the Whale.
Sully: Good idea, fat chicks like ice cream
Quinn: No dumbass, she's going to eat my ass. Remind me to take a shit before we leave the bar.
Quinn: Yeah....I am going to give her a Fudgie the Whale.
Sully: Good idea, fat chicks like ice cream
Quinn: No dumbass, she's going to eat my ass. Remind me to take a shit before we leave the bar.
by Senor Cheech December 07, 2011
by Yourdick May 07, 2015
Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.
Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.
by Phil Bob February 18, 2014
A sexual act wherein a large female is first of all "beached" by pushing her onto the floor and then subsequently is either pissed on (AKA Yellow whaling). More commonly the male finds a suitable orifice to fill with semen and strikes the female in such a way that the semen is ejected resembling a "blowhole".
by jamboco September 28, 2011