why are we here?

A typical question you ask when you're either
A: bored as fuck
B: getting sentimental

C: actual confusion

Simmons: You ever wonder why are we here?
Grif: No. No I don't ever want to think about why we're here, Simmons.

by A Stranger Passing By December 25, 2020

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020

Don't "we" me!

What you say when someone uses the "collective we" to lump you in with a national government or some other entity whose actions you don't approve of.

1st person: We pretend it's about fighting for democracy in one country, and then we're like supporting a dictator in some other country. Man, our foreign policy is really messed up.

2nd person: Don't "we" me! It's not my foreign policy, it's the government's.

by Emmanuel X. Goldstein February 10, 2013

Can we be friends

The only sentence that can rip you, tear you, and kill you.

“Do you want to date? Can we be friends instead?”

by Adeline Johnson June 1, 2018

we need to talk

A woman's way of addressing an issue with her boyfriend/husband generally resulting in the boyfriend/husband first breaking out into a sweat/rash/hives and then being severly punished (dumped) for whatever they did wrong

After Mike called Sandy a whore at the opera, Sandy told Mike "we need to talk"

by Dyanna September 21, 2003

that's how we do

Like that's how I do, but used when other people are involved or you wish to share the props with other people.

"He came up talkin' shit and you stole on dat boy!"

"Man, that's how we do."

by Tiogi May 24, 2008

why don't we

5 absolute daddies who are hot as fuck and deserve the world and more.

why don't we is hot and if you don't think so i'll slit your throat, to put it nicely

by elianamarietorres September 26, 2018