Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

by alienattack April 21, 2009

The Car Wash

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.

After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.

by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009

Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse

Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch

by kwamenace March 30, 2009

air wash

The act of airing out your day-old clothes when you don't have a change of clothes handy. Often occurs after getting drunk at happy hour and crashing at someone else's pad on a work night. Can also occur due to poor laundry supply management skills (i.e. running out of clean clothes because you're too lazy to do a wash). Especially applies to underwear. Not nearly as effective as water, but yet gives a hint of cleanliness, albeit only for a few seconds.

Jimmy and I got so shitfaced at happy hour last night that I had to crash at his place around the corner. I didn't have time to drive home, so I had to do an air wash this morning.

by TheGoocher April 29, 2010

ghetto wash

A wash that is done in a public restroom, typically by homeless people, using a sink. The wash is done typically shirtless and in complete view of anyone in the vicinity, causing a "get me the hell out of here" moment.

I saw that guy in the Penn station doing a ghetto wash.

by jid June 30, 2014

Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.

Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee

by blackman002 August 18, 2014

spanish wash

When you wash your fanny with a wet wipe

You having a shower in the morning?

Nah, I'll have a Spanish wash

by Dubberztomoz December 20, 2015