Whale Wash

When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.

yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.

by adiesle July 9, 2011

Wash a dish

To stop doing something, suddenly and without thinking. The purpose of which is to distract ones self from the current happening.

Girlfriend: Hey, hunney. Why did you take so long at the office last night?
Boyfriend: I, was.......you know, talking with bob.
Girlfriend: Bob was here last night looking for you.
Boyfriend: You know what, go wash a dish!

by Mo J February 26, 2008

hand wash

When a Girl/Guy gives a hand job in the shower.

"Oh Jimmy, I loved that Hand Wash you gave me last night in the shower," Micheal said happily.

by Captain buttsexy November 27, 2013

Trans Wash

The process of adding trans people or views to history or previously created content.

people stating that native American culture has always had more than two genders is Trans washing history. although the fact is that the 2 spirits nonsense was only made up in the 90's.

by Aust_Neil November 25, 2022

white wash

a boring white person

man that guy is so white wash

by IGGY SCREAM September 11, 2007

welsh wash

Cleansing oneself without the use of running water, and without bothering to remove one's clothing.

Usually when in a hurry getting ready to go out and without a care for personal hygiene.

I can't be arsed having a bath - I'll just have a welsh wash.

or

Kevin is such a dirty minger. He couldn't be bothered to shower so he just had a welsh wash with a dry towel

by Rob Marsden September 17, 2007

White Wash

To ejaculate all over a person.

I'm going to white wash her face later.

by PDill March 26, 2011