Wal-Mart

Sole hick hangout of any small town in Oklahoma. On a given friday night, you'll will be either at the crappy football team's home game, Wal-Mart, or if you're a druggie, the nasty old skating rink. You can a) get drugs, b) watch two hillbillies fight, c) watch the football team lose again, simultaneously losing what little faith you had for your team, or d) buy food/ watch all the hick people and run into someone else that has stayed in this ghetto town, in lieu of going to college and getting a life. There're just so many options. NOT!

hicks Oklahoma Wal-Mart

by Jeromeflies September 23, 2011

Ghetto Wal-Mart

When every hoochie with a bad(and multi-colored) hair weave, pink slippers, some kind of animal print and gold teeth goes to Wal-Mart. Sometimes accompanied by one of their baby Daddy. Various rednecks can be found there as well...usually missing teeth, wearing a Rebel Flag on their clothing, and dragging dirty brats who look like the offspring of siblings.

Going to the Ghetto Wal-Mart makes you feel like you've lowered your IQ level.

by Hy Maint Princess September 24, 2005

walmartian

Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.

God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!

by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009

Wal Mart

A place that you can work for that will fire you if you get hurt. And, it has the lowest pay of any other place to work for. A place that will fire you for calling an ambalance if you see some one have a heart attack.

wal*mart is a peace of shit,cock sucking place to work for.

by viris_et_honos July 29, 2005

Wal-Mart

Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.

Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.

by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

WAL-MART

WAL-MART {Wall-mart}

The only time you get a happy greeting before you enter hell

Welcome to WAL-MART!

by ibidwell February 21, 2009

walmartatron

a person who doesn't belong where he is, but acts like he's superior.

o Scrub zz was talking shit but got smacked 1v1. What a walmartatron.

Larkin: Nbarbs got scraped on the GB forums.
Jeff: i heard..what a walmartatron.
larkin: agreed.

by Pwnstar . January 1, 2009