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Tiny uncle

An uncle whos younger than you
Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon
by Geoff morgan October 15, 2022
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The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.
Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT
by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011
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Forever and an uncle

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.
by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014
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Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct
If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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hollywood undead

hollywood undead is one of the most bad ass bands around

all members from the LA area, including compton, inglewood, and orange county
originated by members; deuce(also known as tha producer) and j-dog (also known as the server), the two made their first single "the kids" and put it on their myspace page. This track became a big hit on Myspace, leading to greater popularity for the band. Deuce and j-dog then added five of their friends to the group; charlie scene, funny man, johnny 3 tears, da kurlzz, and shady jeff. Shady jeff later left the group making it what it is today, a strong six

Deuce (tha producer)- singer, chorus(s) on most tracks

Johnny 3 Tears- rapper

J-dog (server)- rapper

Da Kurlzz- rapper, screamer

Funny Man (king kong)- rapper, mexican american baritone ("with the voice so low")

Charlie Scene- lyrical genuis of the group, rapper

They are their own genre which consists of rap, hip-hop, techno , hardcore, and metal influences.

Hollywood Undead hates "haters" which they preach in many of their songs and consistently threat, so if your a hater come see me, or come see hollywood undead
hollywood undead !!!

"Don’t get us wrong we only made this song,
to make you feel hard when you hit the bong.
When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone,
to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song.
So pull them toasters out them holsters,
pull that shirt right off your shoulders,
pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger,
H U soldiers.Punk (punk), rock out on the block,
tick tock you can not stop(stop),
hip hop like when we drop top so hot (so hot).
Johnny 3’s been drinking whiskey,Trigger finger feeling frisky,
when you shoot it’s so damn risky, dead in a ditch,
but I hope you miss me"

j-3-t in "dead in ditches"
by blackhawk460 January 19, 2009
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UncleBadTouch

someone gives a generally creepy feeling to most people around him when they communicate or are even in there presence.

Or have actual proof and or a witness of them committing some kind of behavior that is generally perceived as creepy,perverted,vile in some sexual context.
Dude I swear to god I heard your roomate prowling round the panties draws in your girlfriends room as soon as you guys left today.He's acting Like a UncleBadTouch".

"Did you hear how that UncleBadTouch was hitting on me! I'm so grossed out I'm gonna go home and shower cause how creeped out I am".
by xtangle February 5, 2010
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Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009
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