two bagger

one bag just isn't going to cut it...

Her ugliness was showing through the first bag. I then realized that this girl was a two bagger. I then stuck another bag on top of the first one.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

two can chew

It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.

Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?

two can chew

by jerjer April 28, 2006

Two-Pump Chump

1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!

haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump

by The Twin December 28, 2009

two shits

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Two finger space

The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.

Did you see that girl in the bikini, she had an awesome two finger space.

by Piazza December 26, 2011