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no turbo

When an extremely sensitive man compliments another man but doesn't want it misconstrued as gay..
Hey buddy, that's a nice shirt you got on!!! No Turbo!!!!
by SGilbert May 7, 2018
mugGet the no turbomug.

Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.
That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.
by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015
mugGet the Turbo Detonationmug.

Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.
P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)
by yardardar April 1, 2021
mugGet the Turbomug.

turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.
I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.
by Rockman X October 2, 2021
mugGet the turbo fuckwadmug.

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 9, 2022
mugGet the Turbo Shandymug.

The Turbo Effect

When you keep thinking there’s an extra person with your group.
Person 1: Is this everyone? It feels like we’re missing someone.

Person 2: Yep that’s all. Sounds like you’re experiencing The Turbo Effect!
by Michael Michael Cera July 15, 2025
mugGet the The Turbo Effectmug.

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