tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 02, 2022

Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts

noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.

After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.

by lucky-cat-generator February 12, 2025

Hug Tunnel

A very snug and tight vagina.

We started fucking, but it didn't last long. She had the sweetest hug tunnel, and I was nutting in minutes.

by Dirk Dirksen June 28, 2020

Tunnel to Crazy Town

Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.

You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?

by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog

I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.

by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 01, 2024

in a tunnel

Drunk as fuck! Like to the point where you only care about yourself and how you are going to get more beer.

"Dude, Josh was definitely in a tunnel last night!"
"I know, he was so unbelievably wasted"

"Stop acting dumb, you're in a tunnel tonight"
"I am not i just want beer"

by welldamnthatsalowprice July 04, 2013