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touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.
Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.
by Macktown November 21, 2018
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hush touch

When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved
You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it
by Legally Burnett August 21, 2017
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Touch Parts

Vincent, I think we should touch parts.”
by Tbautista February 28, 2019
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touch @ 4

Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.
TOUCH @ 4
by WATERBABY123 March 8, 2019
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A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.
"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018
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Stomachs touching

My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a
by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018
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touching tubes

In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.

That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.

If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.

Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.

Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019
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