awesome tots

An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.

Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.

Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.

by Autsel April 23, 2010

Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 6, 2013

cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

jamaican tootsie pop

When you take your friends toe and shove it in your ass and then take it back out and cut it off. Then wrap it up in paper and let chill. When you proceed to eat it it will be like a tootsie pop.

Bro I had the best damn Jamaican tootsie pop ever last night with Humey.

by ItsDonnyP July 11, 2016

dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC

Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"

by Bret3576 May 31, 2016

titty tots

Small tits

"I like girls with D cups. Not titty tots"

by Schumann21 October 9, 2016

pop tots

A child of a Pop Tart

My wife Pop Tart gave birth to three Pop Tots

by 92838448484 January 29, 2017