Toby Cotner

A young boy who is miserable and has no friends. In love with a girl, who thinks he’s a total creep. Also he’s a moron who fails every class he takes.

“You think your life is miserable? Look at Toby Cotner’s!”

by Marsha M November 21, 2021

Toby

When a gentleman named Simon who unfortunately lost his 4 small toes on his right foot but luckily remained his big toe gives a woman of his choice big tow penetration.

Alright love fancy a Toby

by Yeahwepaid June 25, 2024

Toby

a super fun person to be around, also a great older sibling. obsessed with ROTTMNT, the owl house, and things of the like. really funny, shows affection by being mean (/nsrs /lh) and i love them I GUESS.

also probably autistic but who knows

person a (me😞): *texts them/says to them literally anything*
toby: freak weirdo kys

by i just wanna eat bread /ref November 4, 2022

Tobi

useless

Bob: Bro ur so useless like tobi
Jack: *sad noise*

by K1ngtam October 18, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Homeless Tobi

A word to describe a male who looks homeless, but actually is a rich man. By the way he dresses and acts, people will call him, “Homeless Tobi”

Person 1: “Oh look sheesh, it’s a homeless tobi...”
Person 2: “I am not!”

by TUESDAY RYAN April 15, 2021

Tobi

A Tobi is a female who is one in a million. You will never meet anyone like a Tobi. She’s the life of the party, and will have you laughing until you cry. A total go-getter. She is generous, intelligent, and compassionate. She does anything for family. And if you’re lucky enough to be in her circle of friends, then you’re considered family too. A friend, an icon, a cousin. Love you Tob.

Look at how everyone just wants to be around her. She is such a Tobi.

by ashleybsunshine November 23, 2021