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Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!
by Wineless January 10, 2012
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Wine pussy

A bitter bitch, that of a real dry wine.
Mike can't take a joke, he's being a real wine pussy.
by vrcoon January 19, 2023
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Shablee wine

A common, topically, tabled red wine.
M.E.B
Shablee wine is used to compliment and dish or fish dinner.
by M Blakr January 19, 2023
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poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
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Wine bitch

A punk bitch that hates women because wants to be treated like a LADY. He claims to be straight, but is totally uncomfortable with his sexuality. He wants the dick so bad that he fantasizes about his girlfriends getting gang raped. He is a miserable hag that doesn't help pay bills and would rather live with his dad than have responsibilities, or shacks up with the next dumb bitch he finds.
That dude Mike is a scrub, a straight up wine bitch.
by vrcoon January 22, 2023
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Wine Night

A night of casually drinking that suddenly turns into finishing a whole wine bag and ending up on the bathroom floor.
We had a wine night last night, or so i was told .
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023
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