Point God

A nickname for Chris Paul, one of the best point guards of our time and orchestrators of an offense we have ever seen.

Bro Isiah is better than Chris Paul
Hell no, Point God is better

by SlantBoy February 13, 2021

rat pointing

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle.

(see also "rat pointing London style")

John and Lance enjoyed a hearty bout of rat pointing of a Saturday eve.

by Icy Mike February 7, 2005

twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.

She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.

by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009

droid points

droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.

friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!

by droid master May 8, 2011

Q-Point

The mark of your class' dumbest Asian girl is the Q-point.
Any marks above this is known as a Q+
Any marks below this is known as a Q-.

Getting Q- usually results in an automatic fail on that exam/assignment/quiz/course.

Mathematically, the PDF of the Q-point is Rayleigh distributed (With Marks on the X-axis, from 0% to 100%)

Student A:"Hey man, what did you get on your exam?"
checks Asian girl's marks.
Student B:"Not good man... Not good... Q-point..."

Professor: "See 'ya next year!"

by capturador de mama December 14, 2010

Ab Point

The act of pointing at ones abs with a stern voice while saying any word or phrase.

Henry: (Hot teacher walks by) Hot bitch Ab Point!

George: (At the Lincoln Memorial) Presidential Ab Point!

by JPat123 September 6, 2010

Hommus-Points

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.

"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"

by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008