craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

craig federighi

Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)

2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC

3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans

(the best Apple executive for sure)

OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)

by swifventie February 6, 2023

Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!

Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020

by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021

Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.

Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.

by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021

Craig

A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.

Damn it’s a Craig.

by Craygwirls November 2, 2022

On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.

Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker

by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023

Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.

Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids

by Walfjei November 23, 2021