Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap May 30, 2006
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Cooper Thomas stands for monkey cunt. If you see anyone named Cooper Thomas STAY AWAY FROM THEM!! They are legit trash at life and it seems like they always need a better haircut. Cooper Thomas or CT's for short usually have raging problems and get "triggered" very easily. One last thing to know about CT's is they love to make dirty sister and mom jokes.
Asian Boy: Have you seen that Cooper Thomas?
White boy: Oh yea, he threw a apple core at my face!
Asain boy: Stay away from those CT's they have anger issues.
by Woonski January 27, 2017
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Every Emma and Thomas couple I know are just the cutest thing in the world. Absolute Power Couple, they are both incredibly funny and very sexy. They strive for greatness and together they achieve it. Together they scare away every other couple with there looks. The ship name is ET AKA extraterrestrial because they are out of this world amazing at everything they do. They also game together a lot and absolutely destroy the competition. Emma and Thomas most commonly are known for being the best couple!
Jess: OMG ET, they are so cute!

Kate: ET? Whats that mean
Jess: Emma and Thomas!
by DontNeedAChaser September 29, 2020
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A standard with which to compare. this scale works with anyone and can never trully be beaten
"Man that girls fit"
"pfft i guess, but shes no heredge-thomas"
by Jdawgthecool July 18, 2009
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He is a kid who has confidence and none all in one sitting, a kid who can bring an army down just with sheer will power, a loving and hating child. He has few friends, but the friends he has mean everything and more. When he loves something he doesn't just love, he obsesses.. In a good way! Everything he needs is where he resides, but everything he wants is too far to grasp. Thomas Hawks is a kid of his word.
Dude #1: Did you see that stunt that guy pulled?!
Dude #2: Yeah, he must've been a Thomas Hawks or something..
Dude #1: Woah dude..
by Spanky Mcspanky June 17, 2014
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A white male receiving oral sex from a black female.
I heard Thomas Jefferson got a Thomas Jefferson from Sally Hemmings!
by jordanshithead January 29, 2011
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the all silver robot from Daft Punk.
He also did a cameo in Kanye West's Stronger Where Kanye Sampled From DAft Punk's Harder Better Faster Stronger.
by dudeman1995 April 16, 2009
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