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Lucky Lands

A bad place for looting and getting guns.
Friend: Ay b0ss lets go to Lucky Lands.
Other Friend: No wtf leave the party right now.
Friend: No.
Other Friend: Okay.
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Kaden Land

Next arnold schwarzenegger. Has immaculate rizz. Will take your girl. And hides his deep fantasies about the hot blondes around.
by Joreigh September 25, 2023
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Rhiannish Land

The Holy Land Of Rhiannish People. There Are Unicorns That Roam Free On the Streets And We Have Just Opened A New Ice Cream Parlour. Come Visit Rhiannish Land! Where Dreams Are Made.
Friend: Where Have You Been All Week?

Me: Rhiannish Land Of Course!
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Putin land

A land were an evil boi har en contrell is an controlled. du Freg agrees with dat boi!
Ussr was made in Putin land
by Mymotherismymum October 10, 2018
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Markone Land

Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.

The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.

In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.

Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.

In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
by AnimeDevojka April 23, 2023
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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deadstick landing

A deadstick landing, also called a dead-stick landing, is a type of forced landing when an aircraft loses all of its propulsive power and is forced to land. The "stick" refers to the traditional wooden propeller, which without power would just be a "dead stick".
Pilot lost the engine and made a deadstick landing .
Pilot loses prop, makes a dead stick landing (prop=propulsion or propeller)
by Tomek M. August 27, 2017
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