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Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
by A mates wife August 8, 2019
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wife laugh

when a group of women who are mothers/ wives cackle simultaneously
women (3) : *all cackle*
daughter: omg such a wife laugh
by maddymcannisalive April 6, 2019
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wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.
I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.
by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020
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souyas.real_.wifee

souyas.real_.wifee is a Reality Shifter on tiktok with 743 followers as of now and overall is an amazing person. They are married to Souya Kawata (real) and and very funny!
souyas.real_.wifee is a goat fr😈
by Clementine was here December 27, 2021
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greencard wife

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.
The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.
by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019
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Velcro wife

A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
"You always want to hold my hand; you're such a cute velcro wife."
by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016
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Errol Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now

can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
Errol Wife
Mi love you world without end Empress can't wait to see you when I-Man forward❤️❤️
by Janet21 June 11, 2023
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