Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)

Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room”

by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018

Spong

A spastic and a mong put together

"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"

by Dubzy21 July 6, 2021

loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.

my loofah sponge is so cool

by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021

SPONG

Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass

How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?

by Bigman2trappy July 21, 2023

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk

wanna get sponged tonight?

by Lomez January 6, 2008