Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.

Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”

by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020

Ice Cream Cone

When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.

Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."

by Frozone4321 December 16, 2021

Old cone

And old school person

Man he an old cone

by Old cone March 3, 2020

Waffle cone 'n

The act of pooping in a laptop and closing it.

Dude I had to poop so bad I just waffle cone 'nd in my computer.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

cone crumbs

The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.

That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!

by djtimyd August 23, 2017

dropping cone

when you are hooking up or are in a talking stage with a frat boy

I herd Natalie was dropping cone with Jake last night.

by dropping cone May 9, 2023

bitching your cone

when you pack too much weed into your bowl and you either

- run out of breath
- choke on the smoke
- the conepiece blocks

and you don’t sink your cone in one rip

stop bitching your cones cunt that’s a waste of weed

by Superkai69 August 23, 2019