emma simpson

emma simpson is usually a person who likes to bully her fellow co-workers. shes normally the one to sit at the front of the class. she is very shady and you should avoid her at all cost.

hey you going to the party later?

i would but jean tuthill is going, she is such an emma simpson?
oh damm really? ye im not going either now

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homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

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J ared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is too big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!

I am the luckiest girl in the world to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life!

by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023

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Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences

The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee

by queensburykid April 11, 2024

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