A more family-friendly term for "Shut the f*** up!" Originally coined by an 8th grader to a) seriously annoy the teachers and b) shock delicate ears as they thought ahead of his speech.
Ehhhmahgawwwd, did you hear and Brittany and Lindsay and Mark? Apparently, according to Brenda, they-
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
by Veronica Stiletto November 28, 2010
Get the Shut the Front Doormug. by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010
Get the back-front-wipermug. a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.
go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick
by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015
Get the front row slutmug. Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
by Morokai April 19, 2014
Get the Front Pocket Guiltmug. by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013
Get the front door dancemug. Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020
Get the front seat fracasmug. by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017
Get the elephant trunk frontmug.