Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping

Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**

by BlindOracle November 4, 2021

Cricket

A sport superior to all others in which Om and Faaris dominate because Indians and Pakistanis are gods. England think they are good but seriously...

Go FUCK URSELF

Person 1: We're playing Cricket
Person 2: Lucky that sport is far superior than all others
Person 1: I just got to be careful with all the Indians and Pakistanis

Person 2: Yeah they're GODS

by MaNameDefinetleyNotJeff July 21, 2019

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Pit Cricket

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.

Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.

by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020

Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore

Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.

by PaulGold August 4, 2014