Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick

"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."

by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017

Sugar Cougar

Not a milf, not a momma, but some middle aged divorcée with money to spend on a younger counterpart.

Ngl but Cruella Deville is a sugar cougar.

by Fonds Cheek Buster III November 18, 2019

Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer July 31, 2008

Cougar

A older teacher who tries to seduce a younger disabled student and destroy his life

Yes, I saw your brother pull up in a blue Nissan with a cougar this morning.

by OldJit September 2, 2023

Cougar

A slang word for cool. Used around the United Kingdom

I finally got this girl!

Cougar. That's so exciting!

by Toebreiter November 3, 2024

Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.

Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty

by Squirter13 July 21, 2025

cougar life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014